before i toss it

quotes from dr. eugene belogay, my statistics professor:

"Your innocence is valuable. Your virginity is valuable. Your statistical virginity."

"Today we're going to discoos. Discoos? Discuss."

"For example, one child didn't speak until 4 years old. That's an outlier because my children are 4 and they talk so much I go crazy. I'm just kidding. But they talk a lot."

"So according to the data, we can see no weeds is better than weeds. We're talking real weeds, not 'whoa dude'."

"What is a dumb distribution like you doing in a bar like this? Ah my jokes are bad."

I have probably a hundred more scattered throughout notebooks, but these were on a loose sheet of paper I'm going to toss.