I have an announcement to make.

“They said something about him being a racist because he was a redneck. Since when does being a redneck mean you’re racist? Since when does it have anything at all to do with racism? A redneck is a poor, Southern farmer, who is out plowing his field and gets sunburned on the neck and it turns red. He’s poor and white and usually a sharecropper.”

Attention! Attention!

Guy out in the hall:

Shut up.