My Secretary of the Interior nominee: Jeremiah Johnson

I first heard about Ken Salazar when he ran in Colorado in 2004. This red-state-turned-pink-state-turned-blue-state is home to some of the world's most beautiful post cards. He ran for "the land", which I think is a pretty cool platform. It is good to live on a sustainable planet. Still, I was semi-shocked when Obama named him to be Secretary of the Interior, a position which some of the most evil, twisted souls in history have held (see "James Watt bans Beach Boys from National Mall", and also all the other garbage the Interior Dept did under Reagan). I hope that he can lend a hand to turn things around. I don't necessarily think that we need to be a "green, liberal country." I'd just like to conserve what we've got and turn our country into something that'll last.

Additionally, that same article mentions how Mr. Obama-yo-mama named his BFF Jill as his Education Secretary. They play basketball together! Just like me and my friends.

This cabinet is getting jam-packed. The new president will have like 1.3 billion people to advise him on economics. Oh, and I saw the proposed "global climate czar" Carol Browner at a Women for John Kerry rally in 2004. That's crazy.