Potty mouth.

Sometimes my job is poopy. Literally! We've been having issues with the bathrooms, and apparently it is my responsibility to take care of sewage problems. I wish the people really in charge of this problem would do something about it.

I keep on drippin' coffee on my pants in just the way that makes it look like I peed a little.

Wish I had time away from the poop to focus on my real job, which entails scheduling student workers.