"Greening Your Wallet" is more like it.

I received a catalog from a company that makes promotional items today. One of the items in the catalog is a 100-page book called “Greening Your Office”, and the promo company will stamp the logo of your company on the cover. The minimum number of customized books that you have to purchase is 50, which means that in order to “green” your small business’ office, you’d need to spend over five hundred bucks on 5,000 pages of paper and, from the looks of it, full-page, color-ink photographs.


Additionally, I did not ask the promotional company to send me this 200-page catalog that highlights its “eco friendly” options w/ a leaf.